www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams Alice reveals the companies disaster plan and Wally reveals his true calling to Dilbert. In Disaster Recovery Plan, Alice says, 'Our disaster recovery plan goes something like this.' Guy runs screaming across the screen. Alice says, 'Someday we hope to have a budget.' In Yoga Prodigy, Wally says, Ive lost two pounds since I signed up for yoga class. And I never get sick anymore. Dilbert says, You havent had a class yet. Wally replies, Maybe Im some sort of yoga prodigy.